Sunday, October 18, 2009

FML

While a quarter of my generation of Singaporeans is busy queueing outside Zouk for Paul Van Dyk, here is yours truly, taking a break from mugging. MEHHHHHH. -grumbles, mumbles and whines-

These are the reasons why exams have officially fucked my life and why I'm officially fucked for exams:

1. PVD is in town and I am stuck at home mugging.
2. My study schedule for this weekend consisted of 6 solid hours on Employment Relations, of which, I've fulfilled 30 minutes of.
3. My sweetest and dearest Grandma was hospitalised on Saturday morning which sent the entire family (All 40 plus of us; Yes I have a huge family) into a maniac panic.
4. Saturday and Sunday burnt at hospital taking care of Grandma, thus no studying done (see point 2).
5. Officially have 1 week left to study and I've practically done.....nothing.
6. I'm craving steamboat like crazy but have no time for long meals till exams are over.
7. Singapore releases New Moon a fucking week later as compared to Malaysia which releases it on the 23rd of Oct. My plans for taking a road trip to JB to catch New Moon are officially screwed over.
8. My plans to dress up as Cat Woman for Halloween are also royally fucked.
9. Plan tonight was to catch up on whatever mugging I've missed out over the weekend but believe it or not, hospitals are mentally and physically draining, my eyes are threatening to close as I type.

To summarise, exams fucked my life and I'm fucked for exams.

Additionally I would like to say that, anyone who asks me out before my exams are over, CAN GO AND DIE.

And, if you don't like this, BITE ME.

`Spinning: Dave Armstrong & Redroche Feat H-Boogie - Love Has Gone